Say It Again, Sam

Here are some of my favorite movie quotes. Granted, it’s not a complete list because there exist entire movies where practically the whole damn script is a favorite quote of mine. Those movies are:

The Big Lebwoski
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
The Princess Bride
Young Frankenstein
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Sid & Nancy

The scripts for all of those are online, feel free to look them up and read them at your leisure. ;) Meanwhile, here are the REST of my favorite quotes.

The Mommie Dearest Collection:
“Don’t fuck with me, boys. This isn’t my first trip to the rodeo.”

“I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the DIRT!”


“Your stupid minds! Stupid! STUPID!”
– Plan 9 From Outer Space

“He learned too late that man is a feeling creature.”
–It Conquered the World

The Mitchum Collection:
“Baby, I don’t care.”
– Out of the Past

“You put the law into my hands, Counsellor, and I’m gonna break your heart with it.”
– Cape Fear

Shopkeeper: “What could’ve possessed that girl?”
Mitchum as Rev. Powell: “Satan.”
– Night of the Hunter

“Coming dear. I was just putting away this liquor.”
– The Thin Man

“I have been, and ever shall be, your friend.”
– Star Trek II

“What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?”
– Conan the Barbarian

“Saigon. Shit.”
– Apocalypse Now

The Palpatine Collection
“The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities which some consider to be…unnatural.”

“Feel the hatred flowing through you!”

“Take up your Jedi weapon! Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark Side will be com-plete!”

“It’s not whether you’re paranoid. It’s whether you’re paranoid ENOUGH.”
– Strange Days

“I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.”
– Say Anything

“And what would I get out that that except a passel of brats?!”

“Just when I thought I was OUT, they pull me back IN!”
– Godfather 3

“I wonder…”
“I wonder that you wonder.”
– Double Indemnity

“In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love – they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.”
– The Third Man

“Cobwebs and gin!”
–The Women (describing the content’s of Crystal’s refrigerator)

“We had faces then.”
– Sunset Blvd