Is April Over Yet?

Some poet once said that “April is the cruelest month.” Man, were they right. Yesterday, me and Boy Wonder had to travel north for my Uncle Jimmy’s funeral, which was pretty rough. Then no sooner do I get home, but I check my email and I find out that Weird Al Yankovic’s parents both died from carbon monoxide poisoning!!

What the hell is going on?

Meanwhile, it’s Easter, which is my least-favorite holiday because not only is it the biggest Xtian holy day of the year, but the underlying pagan holiday is all about celebrating fertility. Gag! Too much celebrating of fertility down through the ages has landed the world squarely in the toilet. This spring, why not celebrate INfertility instead? Instead of chocolate bunnies, treat yourself to the lasting gift of a vasectomy!! Please.

I think we’re going to spend the rest of the day decompressing with MST3K. Wake me when it’s May.

One Response to “Is April Over Yet?”

  1. Whistler's World Says:

    A moment of silence…
    Many of you who know who I am have come to terms with the fact that I am a huge fan of Weird Al. I’ve liked him for almost 20 years and he’s been a huge part of my life….

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