Oh Freakin’ Great

Crack Monkey is home today! It’s a Thursday! What happened to school? I think he goes to a Catholic school, but so did I, and I don’t recall ever getting the Thursday before Easter off. That means he’ll probably be at home through Monday. Aaaauuugh! Why can’t they have family in another country?

It’s a dismal, cold, grey, rainy, wet day outside, so naturally Crack Monkey picks today to play in the yard with the garden hose. As we speak, he is super-saturating the ground under his swingset, to what purpose I can’t imagine. It’s already WET, you tard!

He’ll probably start screaming any minute now. Why isn’t this freak in an institution?!

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