Don’t Hate Him Because He’s Beautiful

Call him a diva, call him washed-up, call him a media whore (heck, he’s been on even more VH1 clip shows than Donal Logue), even call him “Sebitchin”, but one thing you can never call Sebastian Bach is “untalented.” The man has the vocal power and sound of an avenging angel, with divine looks and charisma to match. Sadly, in these times where metal has vanished from the airwaves, he’s a god without followers.

At least not many followers. There are still those of us out there who keep to the old ways, and Sebastian, We Believe! And we wish you a happy birthday, ya big freak!

One thing you have got to give Sebastian props for is that he has always stuck to his roots and his own concept of rock music. You’ll never see him trying to go all Nu-Metal (Metallica) on us. And he’s kept his aura of cool. He hasn’t turned up in bad home porn (Motley Crue), or shilled himself out as a laughing stock for the world because his shrew wife forced him to (Ozzy). And most important of all…HE NEVER CUT HIS HAIR!! So he’s really well ahead of most of his 80′s peers in all regards.

To those who are reading this and snickering, I defy you to tell me that you didn’t enjoy Sebastian’s stuff back in the day.
“Oh noooo! All I listened to in high school was Morrisey and the Cure and the Pogues, you know dahling!”
LIARS! You rocked out to Youth Gone Wild, you know you did. Just admit it to yourself. You’ll feel much better. Know Sebastian, Know Peace! No Sebastian, No Peace!

2 Responses to “Don’t Hate Him Because He’s Beautiful”

  1. LOUP Says:

    Hey yanno XM Radio has a cool rock channel called “Bone Yard” … hair band, 80s rock, whatever you wanna call it. They have it. It is channel 41 the URL is http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=41

    Happy Birthday Bas — still a hottie!! *drools*

  2. whistler Says:

    and he’s canadian!! woo hoo!

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