We used to have to walk uphill 4 miles to take surveys when I was your age!

Blatantly stolen from Marci….

The “Older People” Survey
(Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school)

Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?

‘Have you ever kissed someone?’
‘Missed someone?’
‘Told someone you loved them?’
‘Drank alcohol?’

Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature… Okay, okay… OLD FOLKS like us……

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Phone! I don’t even USE the phone, why does it cost me $50??

2. What’s the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
You know, I have no idea. All I ever eat in is ethnic dives.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
I can see her face, but I’m blanking on the name. My second grade teachers were Mrs. Lefay and Sister Margaret-Anne.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Shopping, or watching a movie.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Numerous things: a cartoonist, a DJ. Then in high school I wanted to be a graphic designer/ad exec/art director living the fabulous life in NYC. I still kinda want that. :)

8. How many colleges did you attend?
One, for two degrees.

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
It’s one of my few tank tops that covers my bra straps without a lot of effort.

10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
Fuck em! The gubmint should set the price at $3.50 per gallon -always-, use the profits to build better public transportation and high-speed commuter trains. It’s only way people will stop being car slaves. Yes, I am a Socialist, too fuckin bad.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you…
Aberdeen, Scotland. Taking BW and the cats. Heaven on earth.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
What day is it?

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Remember to ship the thing I sold on eBay.

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Cotton bikini briefs.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Boxer briefs.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Laundry. Arrrgh!!

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Meh…Maybe. There’s other places I’d rather volunteer.

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Super early. It’s biologically impossible for me to sleep in.

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Daffy Duck. The Brain.

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Go out to eat, talk, kick back with a stupid movie.

21. A secret that you wouldn’t mind everyone knowing?
That is a lame question.

22. How many joints pop when you get out of bed in the morning?

23. What is the biggest amount of $$ you have made from a yardsale?
I’m too lazy to have yardsales, just give everything away to Goodwill.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Smoked, pepper-crusted turkey.

25. What do you get every time you go into a WAWA?
This survey was written by an evil Philly-dweller! :) No WAWA, but everytime I go to Sheetz, I buy the 3/$1.00 no-bake cookies.

26. Beach or lake?
Beach, but only if it’s a cold, rocky, jagged-cliffed beach someplace Northerly.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
Marriage is what you make it. End of story.

28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
Eww, as if.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Just one? Chick shopping magazines like “In Style”

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights

31. What’s your drink?
Gimlet = gin + lime juice + ice

32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys, if they’re gay.

33. Cops or Robbers?

34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
99% of the time. Always if they’re British.

35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
Joan Crawford, psychologically. :)

36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of “Lost” would you be?
The fat dude who was smart enough to hoard all the good food.

37. What do you want when you are sick?
Ginger-based foods/drinks.

38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Mark Beulow, to chat.
Allen B. Shreffler, to laugh at.

39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
My car has a radio?

42. Norm or Cliff?
Cheers is SUCH an over-rated show!

43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Cosby for the nostalgia factor.

44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I really haven’t been in enough relationships to answer. Thank E.

45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
BWAHAHAHAAA! I work from home and stare directly at a pic of Greg Peck!

46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
OMG, where to start?!? George W. Bush, Dick Cheyney, Osama, Tom Cruise, any fundamentalist from any religion, Jessica Simpson, anyone who has ever abused an animal…that’s just to start.

47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Orson Welles…or maybe Elvis…or Truman Capote…damn, that’s hard.

48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Just one?? Clark Gable. No, wait…Robert Mitchum. Errr…young Orson Welles, circa 1939, that’s definitely it. No…maybe….auuugh! *head explodes*

49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?

50. Last book you read for real?
As opposed to pretend reading? “Bette & Joan: The Divine Feud”

51. Do you have a teddy bear?
No bears, but lots of other stuffed animals. The oldest/most sentimental one is a little spotted cat.

52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
I only brush my teeth in normal places.

53. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go?
I’ve never been anywhere in CA. I guess I’d like to visit Greg Peck’s grave.

54. Number of texts in a day?

55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?

56. Do you go to church?

57. Pencil or pen?

58. bueller??? bueller??? bueller?

59. How many jobs have you had?
About 5.

60. What do you want to achieve in life?
I wish I knew.

One Response to “We used to have to walk uphill 4 miles to take surveys when I was your age!”

  1. LOUP Says:

    I swiped this from yah! = )

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