Oh fabulous…

Someone has equipped Crack Monkey with firecrackers. The little ones that just go ‘SNAP!’, don’t make any pretty lights, and serve no purpose other than to make an annoying noise. How utterly appropriate.

4 Responses to “Oh fabulous…”

  1. LOUP Says:

    I would leave a box of the really dangerous kind of firecrackers on his crackmonkey fort and hope for the best. Best being a lost limb or at least an eye.

  2. kta Says:

    lol :-D

  3. Gutterboy Says:

    Well, I’m heartbroken.

    I stopped in today to see what you had to say about the OMG BIG BEN OMG QUARTERBACK OMG MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT OMG WITHOUT A HELMET OMG OMG OMG, and there’s not a word about it.

    I can only assume that you are so devastated by the news that you haven’t the energy to post.

  4. Gutterboy Says:

    Hey, more coverage for you to enjoy!

    NEW YORK Pittsburgh’s two daily papers are swarming over today’s story that Super Bowl champion quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was seriously injured in a motorcycle accident — while not wearing a helmet.

    The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette is devoting at least 10 reporters to the story….

    “We have a lot of space set aside in print for this,” said Susan Smith, Post-Gazette managing editor. “We are also gearing up to have some extra things on the Web.” She said a Web chat with sports editor Jerry Micco was set for 4 p.m., while a slide show of Roethlisberger’s career was being posted as well.

    Smith said Post-Gazette reporters working the story included four sportswriters, one business writer, three local news reporters, and two entertainment writers.

    I’m SO glad the press got its priorities in order after 9/11 and Katrina!

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