Spring Came in Like a Monkey

A Crack Monkey, that is.

The past few days it’s been warm and sunny. As always happens in nature, warm weather brings the vermin out from their lairs. And so, Crack Monkey reappeared in his back yard after a truly pleasant few months of not seeing him at all.

How did he spend his first trip outdoors after the long winter? Why, by hitting dirt with a stick, of course! And sometimes he’d give a whack to his sliding board for good measure. But mainly he stood around and hit the ground with a big stick. Oh, and yelled and screamed. But that goes without saying.

And people wonder why I want to live in the Orkneys.

Spring sucks.

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