Maturity or Senility?

Flipping channels yesterday I saw one of those brain-candy VH1 shows, and it was about hot celebrity chicks who have homely partners. So right after Shannon Tweed and Gene Simmons, they brought up Rob Zombie and his really hot wife.
And I caught myself thinking, “What’s so bad about Rob Zombie?”

Really, if he’s not in his video/concert fright makeup, he’s not a bad looking guy. He’d probably be better without the beard, but still, he’s so darn cool! You know if he wasn’t a rock star, he’d be the Crazy Guy Who Works At the Indy Video Store. And THAT is My Kinda People. I could totally see dating or being friends with Rob.

My outlook is either quite mature or insane, I haven’t decided.

Or maybe it was that Rob Zombie episode of Cribs I saw. Have you SEEN the SIZE of that guy’s cheesy video collection?!?!

*swoon*

One Response to “Maturity or Senility?”

  1. Marci Says:

    I think that was the same show that made a snarky comment about Jack White dating Renee Zellweiger, who I think looks like she’s having an allergic reaction to shrimp. And Jack is *totally* hot, IMO. There was another one they talked about that made me harumph, but I can’t think of who it was.

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