Bow Down Before The One You Serve

Don’t gimme that Christmas crap! I know when God’s birthday really is!

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4 Responses to “Bow Down Before The One You Serve”

  1. Haley Says:

    A well I bless my soul
    What’s wrong with me?
    I’m itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
    My friends say I’m actin’ wild as a bug
    I’m in love
    I’m all shook up
    Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

    My hands are shaky and my knees are weak
    I can’t seem to stand on my own two feet
    Who do you thank when you have such luck?
    I’m in love
    I’m all shook up
    Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

    Please don’t ask me what’s on my mind
    I’m a little mixed up, but I’m feelin’ fine
    When I’m near that girl that I love best
    My heart beats so it scares me to death!

    She touched my hand what a chill I got
    Her lips are like a vulcano that’s hot
    I’m proud to say she’s my buttercup
    I’m in love
    I’m all shook up
    Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

    My tongue get tied when I try to speak
    My insides shake like a leaf on a tree
    There’s only one cure for this body of mine
    That’s to have the girl that I love so fine!

    -Otis Blackwell

  2. Wendy Says:

    Happy Birthday E!

    I read an article on CNN about a man who sold his entire Elvis collection to win back his girlfriend. The collection could get up to $2 mil! The girlfriend gave the man an ultimatum, either his Elvis clothes or her. I would have said “See ya”.

  3. tarsier Says:

    Hell yeah! Who wants some bitch-ass girlfriend who doesn’t love The King?

    Evil beeyotch!

  4. whistler Says:

    Kick her to da curb!

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