I’m So Ashamed

what a dump!As of Dec. 30, Brokeback Mountain has been playing in such upscale, bustling cultural centers as…

Columbus, OH…

and…

Milwaukee, WI…

but still no Pittsburgh.

This Friday has it opening in Des Moines. Yes, as in Iowa. Iowa, people!! So we’re more square than IOWA now? Columbus is cooler than us? Columbus?!!?

Jesus, what an embarassment. Things are worse than I’d imagined. All the “Pittsburgh isn’t so bad” sentiment I’d gained from my trip to the Evil That is Hampton Roads has completely eroded now.

4 Responses to “I’m So Ashamed”

  1. Haley Says:

    I digress, did you know that you have a striking resemblance to Greta Garbo? Maybe its just me!!

    http://classicmoviefavorites.com/garbo/images1.html

  2. serhaex Says:

    That’s because Columbus has a large “rainbow” community. My brother liked to go to the parade every year when he lived in OH.

  3. whistler Says:

    It conflicts with football playoffs.

  4. Kirkkitsch Says:

    I thought I’d finally go see this today, but apparently it’s not showing here…at all. RETARDED. I’ll have to drive to Grapevine (not gonna happen) or Dallas (ditto) to go see it. If gas weren’t so goddamn expensive (thanks Bushtard), I’d do it. So, I guess I’ll be watching it on DVD like all the other people who didn’t get it in their town either. FUCK.

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