Has anybody seen my mayo?

French’s “Gourmayo” comes in a lot of good flavors, but my favorite is the Chipotle. (The Wasabi is also very nice.) But lately I can’t find it at my local area monopolistic grocery chain. They have all the other flavors, but no Chipotle. What gives? It’s still on French’s website, it’s pictured on the coupon I have, so they must still be making it. Has it been yanked from the shelves due to the Amurrican Public’s unrelenting hatred for all things which taste good? Is it a conspiracy? Does my store just suck?

If you’ve seen this mayo, please send word.

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