Suck it up, Frogboy!

Back from Canada. I’ll have the rest of my pics up next week sometime after I get them organized. Meanwhile, today it’s time to get busy celebrating WATERLOO DAY.

On this very date in 1815, my historical hottie the Duke of Wellington whupped Napoleon’s fascist, megalomaniac, smelly French ass at the battle of Waterloo! Huzzah! I don’t understand why this isn’t a bigger holiday all over the world. If it wasn’t for today, and the masterful generalship of my boy Sir Arthur, the world would have been completely taken over by the French. The mind reels at even trying to imagine the sheer awfulness of that. I mean, just look at how bad Quebec sucks, and it’s just one stupid Canadian province!

Speaking of Canada, now there are a people who, despite the evil French elements in their society, really know how to show the proper respect to Lord Wellington. Just like in England, they have named tons of stuff after him. There’s Wellington Streets, and Squares, buildings, hospitals, and of course Wellington Beer from the Wellington Brewery. Which is, by the way, some of the best beer I’ve ever had in my life, and I’m not just saying that because of the hot picture of Arthur W on the bottles.

So if you hate France (and who doesn’t?) it’s time to celebrate! Have an all-day Sharpe marathon. Cook up some Beef Wellington. Fly the Union Jack. Practice loading your musket (or preferably, Baker Rifle) until you can fire four shots per minute. Listen to “Waterloo” by ABBA, if you must. And wash it all down with some fine Wellington Iron Duke beer.

God save England and Lord Wellington! Down with France!

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