Super Duper! (2005 Edition)

“Tryin’ hard to look like Gary Cooper (SUPER DUPER!)”

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Then rather than repeat whatever I wrote last year, consider this my 4,000-word blathering, worshipful essay on Gary Cooper. If you don’t find it moving, you may wish to seek medical attention, because you are most likely dead.

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1 Day to ELVIS!

Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don’t look like like Doctor Spock.
They don’t look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.

They look like Elvis.
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.
Cause Elvis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness

Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It’s really Elvislution!

-Mojo Nixon

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