What’s In A Name?

Poking around on other people’s blogs, I noticed something. Bloggers never refer to their wives, husbands, or significant others by their real names. You never hear, “Frank, Mary Jane, Norman, or whoeverthehell did such and such.” Instead, most people use little codenames or nicknames.

Which leads me to a dilemma: I can’t think of a nick for my husband! Whatever shall I do? I’ll have to leave him out of my blog until I can think of one; I wouldn’t want to violate some unspoken Blogger protocol.

Maybe I should sponsor a contest; “Name my husband.”
Or maybe I’ll just sit here and wait for inspiration to strike.

3 Responses to “What’s In A Name?”

  1. Marci Says:

    How about Binky?

  2. whistler Says:

    I vote for schmoopy.

  3. InfamousCow Says:

    How about my precious.

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