Now that’s good…chewing?

Darn you, Orbit gum company!!

For all of my life, I have been Anti-chewing gum. It tastes good for 2 minutes, then you have to spit it out right away or else endure having a tasteless rubber cud in your mouth. Pointless and gross, right?

But then the damn Orbit gum company came out with their MintMojito flavor gum. I had to try that, just out of curiosity, right? Well now I’m addicted to it! Darned if it doesn’t actually taste rather like a mojito! And then…Then!!…they go and make all kinds of other awesome flavors!

I really like the Sweet Mint and Hula Melon Mint. And just last week at target I picked up a brand-new flavor: Sangria Fresca!! OMG! I luuve sangria! And the gum is a tasty facsimilie! I also spied another new flavor called “Fruitini” which sounds potentially awesome. Dammit Orbit, stop doing this! I don’t wanna be an inveterate gum-chomper like Britney Spears! But I’m afraid it may already be too late.

3 Responses to “Now that’s good…chewing?”

  1. chel Says:

    Does the flavor last long, though? That’s the question.

  2. Marci Says:

    I can’t quite get my head around the melon/mint thing but I couldn’t have imagined mint and lime before the mojito. Sangria sounds like one to look for.

  3. tarsier Says:

    Like any other gum, the flavor doesn’t last. Still have to spit it out after 5 minutes, but my, what a tasty five minutes it is!

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