Archive for June, 2011

STILL

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

They say a picture is worth 1,000 words. This screen capture, on the other hand, equals just one word: de·spond·en·cy/ diˈspändənsē/ Noun: A state of low spirits caused by loss of hope or courage.

Dog Days of Summer

Tuesday, June 28th, 2011

Sorry for the radio silence of late, but there’s truly nothing happening.  The only consuming pursuit around here of late is that we’ve been looking into getting a dog. *insert gasps of Crazy Cat Friends Here* I know, I know.  We are not Dog People, we are Cat People.  Always will be.  That’s probably why […]

OCD Has its Downside

Friday, June 24th, 2011

Almost every day since February, I’ve given thanks that no one in MY immediate family is a hoarder, and that we all have our psychoses on the OTHER end of the spectrum thankyouverymuch. Except I found this picture in one of MiL’s boxes and I so, SO wish that I or my mom would have […]

This is why: Employment Edition.

Tuesday, June 21st, 2011

THIS is why I’ll probably be unemployed or underemployed for the rest of my days.  Because I when see shit like this in job ads, I don’t know whether to laugh or spit at the pretentious double-speak, the misuse of words, and the way HR fuckers can string together entire sentences that are utterly devoid […]

Convenient

Friday, June 17th, 2011

After nearly forty years of effort, I finally have solved the problems I have with interpersonal communication. Because now I have this gif, which pretty much says everything I ever need to say to other people.  Done and done!

Drive-By Hamleting

Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals— If I’d had the interwebs and blogs had been invented […]

Whatever, Fassbender.

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

I was going to go with “X Missed the Spot,” but that’s cringe-inducing, isn’t it? X-Men First Class was my most anticipated big studio movie of the summer.  You guys saw the trailer, wasn’t it magnificent?  It looked like it was going to be a serious, weighty take on the mythos — the Dark Knight […]

Let the (Fox) Fur Fly

Thursday, June 2nd, 2011

Shaun has often been seen sporting the 3-day stubble look over the past year; I heartily endorse it…makes him look more masculine/mature.  Lately though, it seems he’s trying out a more structured approach to facial hair.  Check it out: What do you think?  At first I was iffy, but I think I’m warming up to […]

Yub nub!

Wednesday, June 1st, 2011

DONE. DONE. DONE. DONE. And by the way, fuck you, George Lucas.  How dare you take the Ewok song out of ROTJ?!  Soulless cretin. Apart from a few insincere words of thanks, I got Amazon gift cards from the Board as my parting gift.  Not bad.  I also got a cold.  So it looks like […]