Oh my.  Oh my, oh my.  Tonight it shall begin. Our loveable boys will march alone into the most evil, wretched city on Earth to face again their most dreaded adversaries.  Will they break like last year, or has that experience tempered and honed them like a fine steel blade? Speaking of which… If I […]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok, you know I couldn’t let this go without one final Staal Wars. Cue it up, maestro.  *sniffle* Gosh, I’m all weepy….so proud of all you boys…

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Breaking news! Red Storm fleet is retreating back to their space station Red Base Central!  The Rebels have made the tactical decision to pursue the enemy into their own territory.  Today, the Rebel starfighters and troop vessels are being prepared for the voyage to RBC. Elsewhere, General Bylsma prepares the squadrons for the assault.

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Seems like forever until Episode II comes out, doesn’t it? Meantime, here are some of the dastardly villains of the Red Storm army.  Poor Eric Staalwalker has really fallen in with the wrong crowd! Admiral of the Red Storm advance fleet.  Recently re-promoted to the rank after being demoted to KP duty. Rumour has it […]

The Staal Wars(tm) universe is filled with unforgettable characters!  While we wait for the next episode, let’s meet some of Jordan Staalwalker‘s friends in the Rebel Alliance.  They’re a motley bunch, but they all believe in the fight for justice and peace.  Doubtless their faces will soon be adorning lunchboxes, toothbrushes, Underoos, toaster pastries, and […]

Y’all got your popcorn and Raisinets at hand?  House lights dimmed?  Good. Now just strike up the 20th Century Fox fanfare and sit back because it begins today! Doofusfilms Ltd. presents….

And a good Friday to all and sundry! You know, I have a sneaking suspicsion that I have lost some readership (like, maybe 2 people read this thing now instead of 3) since for the past few weeks this has essentially become a de facto hockey blog.  Well, you know I’m sorry but basically…too bad.  […]

Whoooooooooo-HOOOOOO-oooooooooooooooooooooo! Finally!  What a tedious bunch of angsty hockey that has been. You couldn’t have wished for a nicer end to that series.  The Capitals were shamed! Shamed into going back into whatever hole they crawled out of.  HAHAHA. And the sweet thing for me is, all mah boyz played a part.  Sid of course […]

Dark times. Villainy is on the loose.  The innocent (55!) suffer while the “authorities” look the other way. Who can restore justice and put the evil-doers away for good?  Who is brave enough to shoulder this burden? A city needs a hero. It’s a good thing we’ve got one. Cue the audio. Danny Elfman – […]

So far this playoff season, Jordan Staal has really been making me nervous with his inability or unwillingness to grow a mustache to go with his Playoff Beard.  The result is decidedly….Amish.  And we all know where THAT leads. It leads to career death, failure, an evaporation of talent,  an annihilation of all sex appeal, […]

We interrupt the usual programming to bring you this special news report. Yesterday ws Gary Cooper’s birthday. Nuff said.

There comes a time during the course of all events, when one must simply bust out the Gladiator references… Now is that time. What we do in the playoffs echoes in eternity.

With Whistler, while he (finally) got his Tedious Boy tattoo!  BW and Cyco Mike were there too, naturlich. Poor Ol’ Whistler has been debating and striving to get this tattoo since October, but various dilemmas and dramas kept getting in the way.  It was almost as bad as me waiting from March – December ’08 […]

I hope none of you out there got suckered into seeing Wolverine this weekend. I didn’t, because back when I was in Raleigh, LK thoutfully acquired the leaked copy and we all watched it one night.  Ouch!! What a pile o crap!  Thank gawd for the interwebs, because if I had waited and paid money […]