Archive for April, 2006

Bette, You Ignorant Slut!

Friday, April 28th, 2006

I have this gorgeous 1950′s dress that I bought at a vintage shop, it’s grey wool with a yellow/gold velvet collar. I can’t describe it without a photo, but it’s a very 50′s Modern Career Gal sort of dress. The sort of thing that Anne Baxter or someone would wear to play a secretary in […]


Thursday, April 27th, 2006

We looked at a bunch of houses yesterday. No dice. We found one that looked perfect on the internet, but in reality was nice except it had the kitchen from hell, the bathroom from hell, and the driveway from hell. But the locale was great, so sadly it might still be in the running. For […]


Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

You are Hard Harry from Pump up the Volume You are shy, but once you overcome that you are inspirational to those around you. You are rebellious and like to push the authority figures buttons. Who is Your 80′s Teen Movie Persona?? Take this quiz at

Back in Blak

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

So if any of you have been out to Target within the past week or so, you’ve probably seen this new mystery substance called ‘Coke Blak.’ I even got a coupon from Target for a free 4-pack of the stuff. I did some research, and found out that it is coffee-infused Coke! Naturally, I was […]

Know Elvis, Know Peace. No Elvis, No Peace.

Monday, April 24th, 2006

Elvis is WITH US! He’s speaking to us! –Mojo Nixon It is true! I BELIEVE in the power of the LAWD! And let me testify why… Because on Sunday, we had not one, but TWO offers on our house! Let me back it up a bit for ya…

How Do You Write “Pussy-Whipped” in Sanskrit?

Thursday, April 20th, 2006

Check out the latest adventure of Pussy-Whip Pitt: “Brad Pitt appears to be relishing the role of father to his and Angelina Jolie’s adopted children – and this week the Hollywood hotshot is said to have taken his devotion a step further by having a Buddhist prayer tattooed on his lower back in honour […]

So Let it be Written, So Let it be Done

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

Happy Passover! Now let us gather ’round and join in my favorite Passover carol. Slaves Hebrews born to serve, to the pharaoh Heed To his every word, live in fear Faith Of the unknown one, the deliverer Wait Something must be done, four hundred years So let it be written So let it be done […]

You know you’re cursed when…

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

Not only is there a power outage at your house for no good reason, but there’s a power outage at your house for no good reason while you’re in the shower, in the middle of shaving your legs. Aaaauuugh!

Have I Told You Lately That I Love Sean

Monday, April 17th, 2006

We are starting the week in the best possible way…with Sean Baby’s birthday and a couple of new pics to share! Sean Baby is 47 today but is still up to his neck in new projects. He appears in Silent Hill, opening this weekend. The good ITV people in the UK are blessing them with […]

Cowboy, baby…

Friday, April 14th, 2006

Now that I have the BBM DVD, that means screen caps! Here are two wallpapers I made from screencapping my most favorite single image from BBM:

Diagnosis: Stupid

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Disorder Your Score Major Depression: Slight-Moderate Dysthymia: High Bipolar Disorder: Slight Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight Postpartum Depression: N/A Take the Depression Test According to this quiz, I suffer from Dysthymia, which according to their website is defined as: “moderate, persistent depression”, which does not inhibit normal activities. And also, “The depression experienced […]


Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

Go here: I put them up on BW’s .Mac account, and…it kinda sucks. It put all zillion photos on one page, so give it a long time to load before you try to click ‘Start Slideshow.’ Then give the slideshow a while to load. Works best using Firefox.

On Hallowed Ground

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

Where to begin talking about our trip to Memphis? At the beginning, I guess. Make yourself a peanut butter and nanner sammich and have a seat, this will be a long ‘un.

Good Rockin’ Tonight

Monday, April 10th, 2006

Hey all, just a quick note to say that we’re back! In short, the trip to Graceland was great. Well, let me rephrase that. Once we were THERE, the time we spent at Graceland and around Memphis was great…profound…fun…emotionally wrenching…awe-inspiring. The trip there and back sucked! It was incident-free, but spending 24+ hours on the […]

12 Hours to E-Day

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

We are just about off! The hotel is supposed to have net access, so maybe you’ll hear from me soon. Otherwise, I’ll be back with pics and stories on Tuesday! God save our gracious King, Long live our noble King, God save the King! Send him victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us; […]

Angels We Have Heard on High

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

Good morning, Greg! Happy birthday! How’s that shower? Water warm enough? Ok. Here’s a towel. Aww, you’re welcome…you’re so sweet. I put the newspaper in the dining room for you. I think I’ll go make some coffee….you want a bagel, or anything? Ok, see you in bit, baby. *smooch*

Hottie Days of Yore

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

Hey, it’s Heath Ledger’s birthday! Remember back in tha day before Heath decided to try to be a Serious Ac-TOR, when he was really really hot? Yeah, so do I. Ennis aside, sometimes I think things would be better if ol’ Heathie gave up trying to be Sean Penn and went back to Blond Bimbo. […]

Inside with Clive

Monday, April 3rd, 2006

Busy weekend. BW’s birthday, my mom’s birthday, went to some Open Houses, yadda yadda. Another thing we did earlier last week was go to see Inside Man. It was really, really good, and I highly advise anyone to go check it out. This is definitely the most commercial movie that Spike Lee has ever directed, […]