Archive for January, 2006

I’m So Ashamed

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

As of Dec. 30, Brokeback Mountain has been playing in such upscale, bustling cultural centers as… Columbus, OH… and… Milwaukee, WI… but still no Pittsburgh. This Friday has it opening in Des Moines. Yes, as in Iowa. Iowa, people!! So we’re more square than IOWA now? Columbus is cooler than us? Columbus?!!? Jesus, what an […]

The Great Cola Conspiracy

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

If you know me, or have looked at other parts of this site, you know that one of my most favoritist beverages ever is Diet Vanilla Coke. That’s why I’ve been very upset with my local grocery monopoly store, because for the past several weeks something has been amiss with the DVC supply. They never […]

Drive-By Hotting

Monday, January 2nd, 2006

Occurs to me we haven’t had much gratuitous objectification around here lately. Time to fix that.