Archive for August, 2004

Day o’ Chaos

Tuesday, August 31st, 2004

My father-in-law has been on a waiting list for a kidney transplant for about a year and a half or two years. Today at 2:30am (*gripe, gripe, grumble, bitch*) we got the call letting us know that he had gotten the call that a suitable donor kidney had been found for him. He and my […]

Donal in the News

Monday, August 30th, 2004

You say, “Water Ice”, I say, “Shaddup!”

Saturday, August 28th, 2004

If there are any foreigners out there reading this, allow me to set the stage a bit. I live in Pennsylvania, and Pennsylvania is a very large state. It’s very wide, such that it takes about 7 hours to drive from one end to the other. There are plenty of European countries that are smaller! […]

Wheels of Progress

Friday, August 27th, 2004

Good news on the motorcycle front. Boy Wonder’s father, having nothing better to do, has started painting various bits of the Wonder Cycle. He’s even gone ahead and painted the Union Jack on the gas tank! This is awesome news, since it will save BW a TON of time when he goes up to finish […]

Worst. Name. Ever.

Wednesday, August 25th, 2004

…or at least worst in recent memory. I was about to toss out a grocery receipt today when the following caught my eye: ‘Your cashier today was MONIQUEKA’ *blink* *blink* I think thats someone’s idea of a clever way to spell Monica. Ow, my eyes.

Hot off the Griddle

Tuesday, August 24th, 2004

I always say, if you don’t have any real content, distract your readers with sexy photos and maybe they won’t notice! To that end, I’ve updated my Hotties gallery with new pics of Sean, Eric Bana, Bobby the Mitch, and two really excellent pics of the always-lovable Donal. (At least take a look at the […]

YES! I Rule!

Monday, August 23rd, 2004

“You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to yourauthority. You will crush all the inferiorpeople under the soles of your jackboots, andany who question your motives will beeliminated. Your punishment is being the baneof every other person’s existence, becauseyou’re constantly contradicting stupidity.Everyone will be gunning for you. Your dreamsof a master race of spellers and […]

Double Your Trouble

Saturday, August 21st, 2004

Hooboy, new shit has come to light about the Trixie situation. Turns out not only is she pregnant, but she’s pregnant with twins!! *cue shower music from ‘Psycho’* They’re having their floors refinished, so yesterday Boy Wonder went over to talk to Frat Boy about it, and ended up hearing all the scoop. They are […]

The Whys of Friday

Friday, August 20th, 2004

Why do so many reta….uh mentally challenged individuals ride the bus? Why aren’t they ever accompanied by a guardian to help them behave? Why do they always strike up conversations with total strangers? Why do they talk so LOUDLY? Why don’t they ever get off of the bus before I do? Why do so many […]

And Baby Makes 3

Wednesday, August 18th, 2004

No, nothing to fear! I’m talkin’ bout my itty bitty new tattoo! (Click fer big pictures) I’d been going back and forth about this thing all summer. It started out as ‘I wanna get something little and cheap and no stress.’ More of a whim-based tattoo. Well, turns out I’m incapable of being whim-based so […]

Vive L’Crack Monkey!

Tuesday, August 17th, 2004

Some of my more optimistic readers have suggested to me that perhaps Crack Monkey has changed and learned to be a good sprog since I haven’t heard much of his screeching all summer. I just want to lay those thoughts to rest.

Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom. The hour grows late and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard seeking…

Saturday, August 14th, 2004

…his birthday cake??

Friday Miscellany

Friday, August 13th, 2004

OoooOOOOooOOOoo…It’s Friday the 13th! Here, ward off evil with this: Anyway, not a lot going on. BW is off for more motorcycle work this weekend. Meanwhile, my boss is on vacation next week, which translates into a more-or-less vacation for me as well. I have a lot of stupid activities I’d like to try to […]

About Time

Thursday, August 12th, 2004

In honor of Gandalf’s upcoming birthday, I’ve finally gotten off my butt and put updated pages for my cats on this site. Why don’t you go and pay them a visit?

Another One of These Things

Wednesday, August 11th, 2004

Loupy sent me this. It’s one of those email chain-questionnaires that you’re supposed to copy and mail out to friends. Rather than clutter up y’alls email boxes, I’m just posting my answers here. If you’re so inclined to reply, just use the comment form. And we’re off….

People Are Freaks

Monday, August 9th, 2004

And people who like children are the freakiest freaks of all, and I’ve got the evidence to prove it!

I’ll Take Two, Please

Thursday, August 5th, 2004

August is Summer Under the Stars month on Turner Classic Movies … each day of the month is devoted to a different old-school actor or actress. (Ava Garder..Aug. 9! W00t!) To mark the occasion, they made up a Who’s Your Perfect Movie Match quiz, to tell you which classic movie character you are most compatible […]

“The Village”, idiot

Wednesday, August 4th, 2004

This is not going to be a very coherent review of The Village because I’ve waited too long between seeing the movie and writing the review, so I’ve forgotten most of what I wanted to say. So I apologize in advance. First we need to clarify that The Village is vehemently NOT the horror movie […]

All’s Well That Ends

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004

Yes, the site has been down for a few days. My host Linuxkidd and his wife Loupy were moving into a new house over the weekend (Congrats, you guys!) and there was an IP change on top of all that. But that’s all cleared up and now we return you to the absolutely pointless inanity […]