Archive for the 'Stupid Quizzes' Category

When I Grow Up…

Friday, August 11th, 2006

Why is it that on these personality-based career thingies, the jobs that are supposed to suit me in fact don’t appeal to me in the least? The personality type is right, but the career assessment is just…eww. Career Inventory Test Results Extroversion ||||||||| 26% Emotional Stability ||||||||| 23% Orderliness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 83% Altruism ||||||||| 30% Inquisitiveness […]

See You in Hell

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

Time to bow to peer pressure. Everyone else is doing this stupid quiz, why not me? ‘What will your obituary say?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

Alphabet Soup

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

As you’ve probably heard me say before, I’m a Myers-Briggs personality type INTJ. (Not providing a link…go Google it, lazy asses.) One of the traits of INTJs is that we’re the type who is most interested in taking online personality quizzes! So true to type, I found yet another ‘legitimate’ personality typing quiz online (Legit […]

But I’m No Good at Math!

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006

What Famous Leader Are You? personality tests by similarminds.com

I Can’t Tell You How Happy This Makes Me

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

You are Apocalypse Now. You are a rogue wanderer on the river of life, searching after your shadow self. What Classic Movie Are You? personality tests by similarminds.com

My Actual Problem

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

cheryl took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test! “Needs to feel identified with someone or something…” Click here to read the rest of the results. Or else, I’ll just give you some highlights: “Feels that things stand in her way, that circumstances are forcing her to compromise and forgo some pleasures for the time being.” Word. […]

Whew, Yinz Guys!

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

16 Years in Pittsburgh apparently hasn’t completely rotted my English-speaking capabilites yet! W00t! Your Linguistic Profile: 75% General American English 10% Yankee 5% Dixie 5% Midwestern 5% Upper Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Mmmm…Slater

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

You are Hard Harry from Pump up the Volume You are shy, but once you overcome that you are inspirational to those around you. You are rebellious and like to push the authority figures buttons. Who is Your 80′s Teen Movie Persona?? Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Diagnosis: Stupid

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Disorder Your Score Major Depression: Slight-Moderate Dysthymia: High Bipolar Disorder: Slight Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight Postpartum Depression: N/A Take the Depression Test According to this quiz, I suffer from Dysthymia, which according to their website is defined as: “moderate, persistent depression”, which does not inhibit normal activities. And also, “The depression experienced […]

Stop! Flapper Time!

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

You should have grown up during the twenties You are cool, sophisticated and hip – even by today’s standards. You like things before they are considered cool, and you like them long afterwards. Which Decade Should You Have Grown Up In? Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Good Enough

Friday, March 17th, 2006

Erm…I’ll settle for Ken Branagh, I guess, but the other two are Right Out. Wouldn’t Jeremy Irons fall into this category? I think he would. The thinking woman’s crumpet You’ve invested time and energy into accumulating knowledge and satisfying your curiosity about the outside world. You know exactly what’s going on in the world of […]

The Truth is Out

Friday, March 10th, 2006

A while ago over at Kirk’s page, I learned about the “Implicit Association Tests” available on Harvard’s website, here: https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/demo/index.jsp These tests are supposed to measure if you have any deep-seated, subconscious preference/predjudice/predispositions for or against certain things. They give you a number of tests you can take, and since I love this sort of […]

I never drink…….wine.

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

You are Dracula. Originally the younger son of the Order of Dracul, you watched your family viciously murdered by the Turks, and held a grudge that turned you into one of the most fearsome leaders of all time. You stop at nothing to avenge your family, your country, and your past. This dark shadow has […]

Jimmy Smits?

Friday, February 10th, 2006

Congratulations, you are a Rebel Alliance Senator – a bastion of hope in a war to restore justice and democracy to a galaxy under the thrall of the Empire. Star Wars – What would you be in the Star Wars universe? brought to you by Quizilla

Cult of Personality

Friday, January 6th, 2006

You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant. Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle. You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs. For you, comfort and calm are very important. You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection. You prefer to protect your emotions and […]

More Things We Already Knew

Friday, December 9th, 2005

You Have a Melancholic Temperament Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything. You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life. You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you. Given enough time alone, it’s easy for you to find inner peace. You tend to be spiritual, […]

Test Your Loser Knowledge

Monday, November 21st, 2005

Ok, slackers, it’s time for YOU guys to do some work around here for a change! Here’s the deal. You cut and paste the questions about me below into my comments and answer them. Be honest. Then pass the questions on to YOUR friends! Your name: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my […]

Volvo! Ikea!

Friday, November 18th, 2005

You Should Learn Swedish Fantastisk! You’re laid back about learning a language – and about life in general. Peaceful, beautiful Sweden is ideal for you… And you won’t even have to speak perfect Swedish to get around! What Language Should You Learn?

Well, Isn’t that Special?

Tuesday, November 8th, 2005

Your Musical Tastes Match: Weird Al See his whole playlist here (iTunes required) What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?

You R What U Eat

Friday, October 28th, 2005

I taste like Peanut Butter. I am one of the most blendable flavours; I go with sweet, I go with sour, I go with bland, I go with anything. I am practical and good company, but have something of a tendency to hang around when I’m not wanted, unaware that my presence is not welcome. […]