Archive for the 'Rants' Category

Fight the Suck!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Or maybe I should file this under “Now That’s Bad Eatin’!” Some of you may know of my undying hatred for PF Chang’s. The smugness; “Now, this is soy sauce, and I’m going to be mixing it with this chinese mustard to make a custom sauce just for you!” Oh, quelle exotic! *eye roll* Goodness […]

Sit DOWN, Rivers-hag!

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Right now, I’m calling out a bloodhunt on Joan Rivers!  Look what she said about mah man Russell on British tv! Nuh-huh, bitch!  You do NOT talk smack about Rusty like that, I will take you out!  *snap* I’d say, “I will cut you”, but damn I couldn’t mess your scary-ass face up any more […]

Breeders Do The Damnedest Shit

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Sunday BW had to study for a final, so even though I wasn’t feeling very well I decided to get out of his hair and go shopping. (And I had Filene’s coupons.) It takes a long time to shop Filene’s thoroughly, so at one point I head up the escalator for a bathroom break. Preceding […]

The Grinch Who Stole Autumn

Friday, October 5th, 2007

Ok, I said I’d give it a week, now it’s time to get pissy. Autumn is my favorite season, and it’s a fleeting one.  Here in Shittsburgh, it lasts maybe three weeks even in the best of years.  THIS year, half the month of October is going to be gone and it is STILL 85, […]

Nuclear War with Pakistan

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

I really wish that India would get it started already.  Can’t somebody please nuke Pakistan into dust so I don’t have to deal with the COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT so-called “web developers” that my BOSS HIRED anymore?!? (I told him to hire LinuxKidd!!)

Medieval Muck

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

**Warning: This started out as a simple grousing about some stupid medieval movies coming soon, but it turned into a really long rant. ** You all know I am an obsessive medieval history freak. As such, I tend to get suckered into every medieval movie that comes down the pike. I see far more of […]

Russo-Phobes

Monday, June 25th, 2007

Ok, I’ve lived in my new house for one year; time to bitch about a neighbor. My next-door neighbors are Russo-phobes. No, not people who are afraid of Russians, but rather Russians who are afraid of everything. They have many, many annoying traits that I could comment on, but today I will just kvetch about […]

Musical Crimes Against Humanity

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

Whistler’s post from the other day about the sort of music that he’s into brought to mind a rant that has been brewing in my mind for a long time. (Heh, sorry Whistler!) Usually whenever I try to approach this topic I get so incoherent with rage that I can’t type, but I’m gonna try. […]

MIA: My metabolism

Monday, April 9th, 2007

Ok, so what with two birthdays and an egagement party last weekend, I gained a few pounds. No biggie, it happens, so I set about this past week trying to lose them. I haven’t been exercisng to my normal extent because the weather took a nose-dive, so I tried to compensate for that by eating […]

I’m Henry VIII, I Am….Not

Friday, March 16th, 2007

Y’all know that I am a history geek. Medieval history, to be specific, but sometimes this bleeds over a bit into the early Tudor period. I personally loathe and despise the Tudors, and think they were a lot of cheap, tyrannical, base-born, illegitimate usurpers and were the worst thing to ever happen to England, BUT…you […]

Lock the door and hide, it’s Domino’s!

Monday, January 29th, 2007

Trash day in my neighborhood was recently changed from Thursday to Friday mornings. This means that when I go out for my traditional Friday AM Starbucks walk, I now stroll past people’s curbside refuse. Now, I have an odd tendency to actually look at people’s garbage…peering at it, checking out what people are throwing away. […]

It’s French! Why do you think it has this outrageous spelling?!

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

Mmmkay, I’m really tired of going past cinemas whose marquees read, “Casino Royal.” Royale! RoyalE!! Not royil….ROY-AL!!! Cripes, doesn’t anybody remember goddamn Pulp Fiction? And they all have the poster hanging in their lobbies. You think maybe someone might, oh, I dunno, glance at it sometime and notice that ROYALE is spelled wrong??

THIS…

Monday, October 30th, 2006

THIS right here is why guns should be outlawed. ALL of them! Every kind! I don’t CARE about your fucking rights! Libertarians FUCK OFF. No one has any RIGHT to do this, unless they then immediately turn the gun around and blow their own head off. FUCKERS! I hope whoever did this is caught, strung […]

Protected: Things that I don’t Need

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

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Is there a homicidal maniac in the house?

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

Because I’d like somebody to kill me. We are having such a craptacular week here. BW has had a bunch of nights straight of class and/or having to do hard homework, last night he spent 4 hours off getting the car inspected/repaired, and tonight when we could be relaxing, we have to go out, which […]

Conspiracies on a Plane!

Friday, August 18th, 2006

Interesting that we have so many air travel nightmares happening the week leading up to SNAKES ON A PLANE! No that actually isn’t my conspiracy theory, but rest assured that I do have a few, plus some random gripes. First of all, kudos to British intelligence for unearthing the liquid explosive plot. If there really […]

Verizon Sucks!

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

I called them about three weeks ago to have my service transferred, and they also told me what my new phone number would be.  The bint operator told me the WRONG number!  What she told me was off by ONE LOUSY DIGIT from what my new number actually is!!  And I know it was her […]

Diagnosis: Stupid

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Disorder Your Score Major Depression: Slight-Moderate Dysthymia: High Bipolar Disorder: Slight Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight Postpartum Depression: N/A Take the Depression Test According to this quiz, I suffer from Dysthymia, which according to their website is defined as: “moderate, persistent depression”, which does not inhibit normal activities. And also, “The depression experienced […]

Fear and Loathing in Pittsburgh

Friday, February 3rd, 2006

ROETHLISBERGER SUCKS ASS! I just felt like saying that. I was thinking about making up a sign and hanging it out front, but I don’t have a good place to hang it from, and my street doesn’t get quite enough traffic. Yes, for those few readers out there who do not live in the greater […]

The Great Cola Conspiracy

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

If you know me, or have looked at other parts of this site, you know that one of my most favoritist beverages ever is Diet Vanilla Coke. That’s why I’ve been very upset with my local grocery monopoly store, because for the past several weeks something has been amiss with the DVC supply. They never […]