Archive for the 'Penguin Luv' Category

Birthday Goodness

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Yay!! Sid, MA, and Sweet Baby J for my birthday!  Or at least, the day after. Woke up this morning to a message in the inbox from Erika (one of the Other Bridesmaids in Asian’s wedding AND a Penguins full-season ticket holder.)  She said that excess tickets for the October games were on sale to […]

A Beautiul Sight for a Friday

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Now this is what I like to see, especially so early in the season. Jordan Staal reacts to the news that his jersey will appear onscreen in upcoming Russell Crowe thriller.  Philthadelphia Flyers lie around and cry.

Man Zoo (Extended Cut)

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Hello again, long time no see.  We had a reasonably nice time, except that BW got a TOTALLY BOGUS speeding ticket.  Otherwise, we visited a few vineyards and saw amazing Watkins Glen park.   I thought the casino where we stayed would be more interesting in a John-Watters “ohmygawd can you believe these trashy people” sort […]

Your weekly perv

Friday, September 11th, 2009

I am going to be away the early part of next week.  BW and I are headed to the Finger Lakes region of NY state for a few days.  The really interesting part is that we’ll be lodging at some nearby Indian-owned casino that BW’s parents just luuvvvv to frequent…so much so that they get […]

Drive-by Icing: Patriotic Edition, in Three-Part Harmony

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Part the Third. APPLICATION FOR CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP Aug. 28, 2009 Pittsburgh, PA, USA Citizenship & Immigration Canada Ottawa, Ontario K1A 1L1 Dear Minister of Citizenship, Please accept my citizenship application.   I would like to become a citizen of Canada because: Be assured you will have my full cooperation and compliance in order to expedite this […]

Drive-by Icing: Patriotic Edition, in Three-Part Harmony

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

Day 2 of Team Canada training camp, it’s JStaal! And before you ask, yes, all of the NHL Staals were invited to the Olympic camp.  I just choose to post up pics of J because I play favorites.  (Though I will admit that EStaal’s Team Canada portrait was all kindsa hot.) Anyway, I just love […]

Drive-by Icing: Patriotic Edition, in Three-Part Harmony

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

You know, I’m not sure if I’m ready for hockey season to start up yet.  I think I still need more space.    But I AM very psyched for 2010 Team Canada Olympic Hockey!  I so I present three days of patriotism hotter than fresh TimBits out of the fryer.. And please consider making a […]

Virtual Cole Harbour

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Which Day of Crosmas is this now? Anyway, we all know that I didn’t get to go to Halifax.  But now, through the magic of YouTube, we can all share in the joy of the good people of Nova Scotia!  Just click right here to find a series of clips of Sid’s entire birthday with […]

“Let the little children come unto me.”

Monday, August 10th, 2009

I don’t think we’ll make 12, but why not try to have a few more Days of Crosmas? Check out this angelic video below.  I hate kids, but this still induced an “Awwwwwwww…”  because it’s Sid.  And TIMBITS.  Be sure to note the way the director lit Sid to look like heavenly lights shone down […]

Jesus Saves. Crosby gets the rebound and SCORRRREEEES!

Friday, August 7th, 2009

What child is THIS?! Why, it is our own Hockey Jesus’ birthday! Merry Crosbmas everybody! I could be in Halifax right now for the Crosbmas Day parade…but NOOOoooooooooo….I am headed out to help Agent Asian and her Caucasian do emergency painting at their new abode.  Then tomorrow I’m due at a bridal shower for said […]

Do they serve nachos in Valhalla?

Friday, July 31st, 2009

A little something to make your Friday even more cheerier. Last week was sweet baby JStaal’s turn to have the Stanley Cup for 24 hours.  He took it to his home of Thunder Bay, Ontario (“They grow sod and pretty boys.”  -LOUP) and the write-up just appeared on the Hockey Hall o’ Fame’s website. Read […]

Because I know you miss the boys

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

This is apparently more widespread amongst penguin-kind than even I thought, and I’m a perv!  San Francisco Zoo, Bremerhaven Zoo, gay pens are all over the place!  Awwww….now maybe M-A and Sid can go public.  Zoo seeks female penguins after male birds form gay relationships By Staff Writer, • July 13, 2009 A number […]

The summer that PGH didn’t suck

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

 Yes, it’s a great time to be alive in the city of Pittsburgh, as we have been treated to things like this on our local airwaves. I pity the fools in Philadelphia, Raleigh (sorry Loup!), Detroit, and DC. Squee!  And that was just some of our lower-ranking Pens!  Can you imagine how JStaal would’ve PWNED […]


Saturday, June 13th, 2009

I think I’m going to take a bit of a blogging vacation, to rest, and so that we can all just bask in the beauty of this image for days to come.  See you in a few. We love you Sid.  We love you Coach Taylor.  We love you Dillon Panthers.  We love you Pens.  […]

It ain’t over till it’s over

Friday, June 12th, 2009

It’s hard to get cohesive thoughts together today.  I feel like I have been on a long (and often grueling) journey with this team.  And that’s why, really, I will be pretty satisfied no matter what the outcome of tonight is.  Because the journey was rewarding. Let me back up.   This is going to […]

Lesson Learnt

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

OMG, JStaal really took the Battle of Maldon to heart, didn’t he?  Atta boy! On towards Friday!  Huzzah!

Do it for Professor Tolkien!

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Alright, let’s try this again.  Maybe last time we chose the wrong set of verse to study.  This time we’ll pick something that not only is fitting for the circumstances, but it was also one of Professor J.R.R. Tolkien’s very favorite lines of Old English poetry. Learn Old English Poetry With Jordan Staal, Part 2 […]


Sunday, June 7th, 2009

Damn. Well, you know the proverb: “Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.” But there’s really only one man who could make sense out of a turnaround like that.  Only one man who is a solid rock of trust and nobility in the stormy seas of sports uncertainty. And that man is Coach […]

Your village. I saxs it.

Friday, June 5th, 2009

 Hwaet!  Long time no see!  Much to talk about, trip was good, plenty of other stuff going on but…. How about that Game 4?!?  Finally!  Somebody got rid of the Pod Pens who played games 1&2 and replaced them with the real deals!  And mah boyz…. finally all mah boyz got their asses in gear […]

It happens now

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

Oh my.  Oh my, oh my.  Tonight it shall begin. Our loveable boys will march alone into the most evil, wretched city on Earth to face again their most dreaded adversaries.  Will they break like last year, or has that experience tempered and honed them like a fine steel blade? Speaking of which… If I […]