Archive for the 'Penguin Luv' Category

Le sigh

Friday, March 19th, 2010

Well thank E we won last night. But what with all the utter bullshit and thuggery going on in the NHL the past two weeks, (I could rant.  Believe me, I could rant and rant and rant until I ranted myself ragged, but what’s the point?  I’ve just decided to vote with my wallet.) let’s […]

Kneel Before Staal!

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Off to North Carolina today to see Loup, LK, Sidney, MAF, and of course watch JStaal administer a beatdown to EStaal.    Back next week, but I’ll probably be around FB.


Sunday, February 28th, 2010

CROSBY SHOOTS AND SCORES!!! This is what it means to be a Hero. This is the stuff of Myth. This is the fulfillment of Legend. This is Arthurian in its cosmic Rightness. This is what Joseph Campbell was talking about when he said, “Myths are public dreams, dreams are private myths.” and “We have only […]

Rabbits are my favorite animal

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

The always-awesome Ms. Rabbit sent me the Canadian-edition of Sports Illustrated Olympic Preview (on which Sid was rawkin’ the cover)…finally got here yesterday! The content of the mag is pretty much the same, and the article about Sid (which made me cry, btw) was identical except for one…small…extra… Wait for it… Ready?  Hang on to […]

And they’re off

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Sid & MAF shove off to beautiful Vancouver today to start playing at the Olympics!  So exciting…it’s like they’re packing off to Summer Camp together.  You boys have a nice trip….don’t forget to write…and have a s’more for me!

Je t’adore

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Happy Valentine’s Weekend   from all of us at TarsierJungle!   And now… a special Valentine for you all… Handcrafted by me with love and perversion.

Nommy Holidays!

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Happy World Nutella Day! In order to celebrate this day, you need exactly one thing:  a jar of Nutella.  Spoon optional. But if you really want to get fancy about it, you should make something out of the Nutella.  I found a recipe for Triple-Chip Nutella Cookies that I’ll be baking later today.  If they […]


Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

*Entering Will Smith Mode* Aw, HELL yeah!  D’ats what I’m TALKIN ABOUT! *Leaving Will Smith Mode* Resolve to not root for Team Canada quickly melting away.  Anybody needs me, I’ll be standing outside the newsstand/magazine store, waiting for the delivery truck.

Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Problem Solved

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

I think. Remember my hockey jersey conundrum?  I deeply want to upgrade from my cheap “women’s style” STAAL jersey to a nicer one, and I was counting on 2010 Team Canada to provide me with that opportunity.  BUT, being the raving pack of shitheads they are, I was denied. For the past week or two, […]


Friday, January 15th, 2010

JStaal continues to tell the Canadian Olympic committee to Eat Shit & Die. Last night…he deftly handed the puck to President and Cookie so they could score.  Then he followed up with  one of his own.  That dead power play of ours?  JStaal and pals brought it back to life. Here’s some hot for your […]

Nevah Evah

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

Will I be a TRUE hockey fan. Because yesterday I spit out my coffee giggling at this headline: Penguins Call Up Winger Because naturally my brain thought it meant: And here’s a P.S. I found in the inbox this morning. ••••••••••• MEMO TO: Canadian Olympic Committee FROM: J. Staal RE: SUCK IT! January 06. 2010 […]

Why is this man smiling?

Friday, December 18th, 2009

Yup that Sid Crosby sure sucks, huh Philthadelphia? ;D I’ll be off a while for the Yule holidays.   Hope the lot of you have a festive ol time!

Such is the feud, the foeman’s rage, death-hate of men

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

As we speak the peasants and the villeins and the scabrous lepers of Philthadelphia are packing up their meagre belongings, running to the hills, boarding up their crude, flea-infested hovels because they know.  They know what fate shall soon greet them, sword-bloodied, grinning, implacable. Lo, There Do I See My Father Lo, There Do I […]

I can’t stand the suspense!

Friday, December 11th, 2009

Auuuuuugh!  Just TELL US, already! Canada to announce men’s Olympic roster on Dec. 30 Hockey Canada has moved up the announcement of the Olympic team roster for Team Canada to Dec. 30. Originally, the organization was slated to introduce the men’s team on Dec. 31, but it confirmed on Tuesday that the date had been […]

Un cadeau de Noël

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

While we’re on the subject, here is a sweet holiday treat.  Click for full size.  Forgive me for forgetting the umlaut (what is an umlaut called in French?!?) in Noël?


Monday, December 7th, 2009

Penguins Notebook: Crosby can’t explain constant groin problem Sunday, December 06, 2009 By Shelly Anderson, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Penguins captain and leading scorer Sidney Crosby seems resigned to the fact that he is going to have to deal with groin problems from time to time. ….. He said it had been “nagging me for three or […]

Nice Hat

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

Not wanting to be outdone by Gregory Peck, young Mr. Sidney Crosby decided to make the world grateful (as if we were not all already thankful enough to be blessed with his presence in our lowly city) over the Thanksgiving weekend by casually racking up an awesome HAT TRICK on Saturday night!  (For the hockey […]

I came here to eat nachos and ogle Sid Crosby…

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

and I’m all out of nachos. Wow, the game I went to on Saturday night really bit!  Half the team out sick, and the refs !  WTF!!  The NHL is such a joke with their UTTER, utter lack of internal consistency and total inability to maintain professional standards.  I swear they hired those refs the […]

Lovely Parting Gifts

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

So.  Agent Asian’s wedding is tomorrow.  Sweet E almighty, but I cannot wait for Sunday morning to dawn. Afterward, myself and this blog will be taking a slight vacation.  I planned to take the 26th off anyway to complete my recuperation from the wedding, then I was gonna take the 30th off for my birthday, […]